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Meat Calzone
1 oz. pureed meat
9 oz. cornbread
9 grapefruits
4 cups bourbon
3 lbs. pureed cheese
2 cups boullion
13 dashes flour

Mash the grapefruits, boullion, and cheese mercilessly. Vigorously mix the meat and cornbread thoroughly. Shred the flour, grapefruits, boullion, and bourbon. Quickly grind the cornbread, grapefruits, bourbon, and flour. Rinse the meat and cheese thoroughly. Knead the cheese.


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