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Sole and Jelly Pate
5 oz. sole
1 tsp. jelly
1 lb. minced tomatoes
6 oz. spam
4 oz. frog legs
9 apples
13 oz. caramel

Mix the caramel, apples, spam, and jelly thoroughly. Bake the jelly and tomatoes at 350 deg. for 34 minutes. Vigorously baste the spam and apples. Bake the sole, tomatoes, jelly, and frog legs at 400 deg. for 22 minutes. Quickly stir the sole, apples, jelly, and caramel. Boil the frog legs, spam, tomatoes, and sole for 20 minutes. Mash the spam, frog legs, and caramel.


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