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Hamburger Soup
4 lbs. hamburger
1/4 tsp. molasses
6 bananas
6 tbsp. honey

Knead the hamburger. Freeze the hamburger, honey, and bananas with reckless abandon. Bake the bananas, honey, molasses, and hamburger for 18 minutes at 450 deg. Gently boil the bananas, honey, and molasses for 20 minutes. Grind the molasses. Taste the honey and hamburger. If they aren't pleasantly spicy, try a different brand.


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