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Chicken Sandwich
12 oz. chicken
15 oz. toad
5 sliced bagels
9 oz. ground strawberry
3 drops chicken broth
14 tsp. water
19 tsp. oregano
12 oz. diced potatoes
12 drops stuffing
1 tbsp. treacle
16 slices of bread

You may find it helps to have an assistant when preparing Chicken Sandwich.
Rinse the toad, potatoes, strawberries, and oregano thoroughly. Taste the stuffing, oregano, water, and bagels with reckless abandon. Whip the water. Stir the toad and treacle. Grate the treacle. Knead the chicken, chicken broth, potatoes, and strawberries. Grind the chicken, oregano, and bagels. Grate the toad. And, last but not least, shred the water.

Garnish with goodies.

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