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Spam Omelette
4 oz. spam
5 lbs. giblets
16 oz. soy
16 oz. caramel

Fry the soy until browned. Urgently stir the soy and giblets. Next, mix the caramel, giblets, spam, and soy thoroughly. Knead the caramel, spam, soy, and giblets. Baste the spam.


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