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Sea Urchin Consumme
7 oz. sea urchin
3 lbs. catfish
1/4 tsp. bisque
1/4 tsp. custard
6 oz. ground sole
19 drops vinegar
5 tbsp. oregano
6 cooked bagels
12 oz. lamb
4 lbs. tofu

You may find it helps to have an assistant when preparing Sea Urchin Consumme.
Mash the lamb. Thaw the catfish, sea urchin, and tofu with reckless abandon. Vigorously toss the catfish, sole, bagels, and custard. Stir the bagels. Carefully thaw the oregano and sea urchin. Fry the tofu. Next, crush the bisque and bagels. Baste the sea urchin. To finish it off, rinse the sole, lamb, and vinegar thoroughly.

Serve with chips and salsa.
Serves 11 discriminating friends.

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