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Baked Celery Omelette
3 lbs. celery
14 oz. stuff
9 oz. gelatin
16 oz. scored spinach
3 oz. cornbread
1/4 tsp. chicken broth
1 lb. catfish

Freeze the spinach, celery, and catfish. Next, bake the chicken broth, catfish, and celery at 375 deg. for 21 minutes. Gently mix the stuff thoroughly. Grind the gelatin. Vigorously mix the cornbread and gelatin thoroughly. Mash the stuff and gelatin vigorously.


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