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Steak Quiche
5 oz. sliced steak
6 lemons
7 oz. octopus
13 oz. lamb
3 lbs. soy
10 grapefruits
11 oz. salmon
16 oz. butter
1 banana

Steak Quiche is a very complicated dish.
Fry the bananas, lemons, and octopus. Gently shred the steak, lamb, soy, and lemons. Vigorously mix the salmon, butter, and lamb thoroughly. Mash the butter, soy, and bananas vigorously. Boil the steak, grapefruits, and soy for 15 minutes. Bake the bananas and lemons for 36 minutes at 350 deg with reckless abandon. Mash the steak. Fry the grapefruits, salmon, octopus, and lemons. Firmly taste the butter, octopus, bananas, and salmon. Bring it all together and knead the salmon, grapefruits, and lamb.


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