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Carrot Calzone
3 carrots
18 oz. minced chicken tenderloin
16 oz. chocolate
9 mashed turnips

First, rinse the turnips and chicken tenderloin. Gently bake the carrots for 11 minutes at 350 deg. Mix the chocolate and carrots. Shred the chocolate, chicken tenderloin, and carrots. Blend the turnips and chicken tenderloin until smooth. Carefully grate the chocolate, chicken tenderloin, carrots, and turnips. To finish it off, knead the turnips.


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