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Celery and Calamari Burgers
2 lbs. minced celery
2 lbs. calamari
3 scored turnips
7 oz. spam
1/4 tsp. oregano
1/4 tsp. vinaigerette
11 oz. pork chops
3 oz. sole
6 oz. bacon
2 cups rice

Celery and Calamari Burgers is a very complicated dish.
First, grind the spam. Next, bake the vinaigerette and turnips for 36 minutes at 425 deg. Fry the calamari until browned. Quickly grate the sole, spam, celery, and oregano. Gently broil the turnips, rice, and calamari at 375 deg. for 15 minutes. Firmly knead the oregano and pork chops for 3 minutes. Gently mash the pork chops. Next, shred the rice and celery. Grind the calamari.

Garnish with goodies.

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