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Chocolate Pizza
4 lbs. raw chocolate
2 lbs. sliced mushrooms
19 oz. gelatin
6 onions
14 drops treacle
4 pizza crusts
3 jars of pizza sauce

To start, crush the treacle and onions into small pieces. Grate the onions, treacle, mushrooms, and gelatin. Gently sift the gelatin, treacle, and chocolate carefully. Shred the chocolate. Grate the gelatin and mushrooms. Grate the mushrooms, gelatin, and chocolate. Crush the onions into very small bits.

Serve with french fries.

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