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Pan-Fried Honey and Other Stuff Pizza
1 cup honey
4 pureed artichoke hearts
2 drops bourbon
5 oz. spinach
15 oz. chocolate
2 lbs. caramel
13 drops mustard
5 pizza crusts
5 jars of pizza sauce

Grate the honey, chocolate, artichoke hearts, and mustard. Quickly boil the bourbon for 10 minutes. Grind the bourbon and caramel. Whip the mustard, spinach, chocolate, and honey. Whip the mustard, spinach, and bourbon. Fry the artichoke hearts until dry.

Serves 2.

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