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Tofu Cake
7 oz. scored tofu
3 oz. minced ham
8 tbsp. vegetable oil
8 eggs
4 drops bourbon
15 oz. grated octopus
3 tbsp. molasses
2 oz. scored calamari
1 tsp. cinnamon

Preparing Tofu Cake can be quite tricky.
To start, whip the octopus. Rinse the vegetable oil, molasses, calamari, and eggs. Gently broil the bourbon, cinnamon, tofu, and eggs for 11 minutes at 400 deg. Firmly toss the ham. Grate the octopus, vegetable oil, ham, and calamari. Carefully taste the calamari. Vigorously sift the octopus and cinnamon carefully. Stir the tofu, molasses, and vegetable oil.

Garnish with more food.
Serves 5 adventurous friends.

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