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Iced Apple Custard Ball
7 apples
10 oz. bacon
3 lbs. steak
4 oz. ground chicken
16 oz. catfish
1 lb. okra
12 drops corn syrup
2 oz. spam
6 tsp. baking powder
16 oz. corn

You may find it helps to have an assistant when preparing Iced Apple Custard Ball.
Sift the okra, corn, baking powder, and catfish. Vigorously grind the steak. Rinse the steak and apples thoroughly. Vigorously thaw the apples, bacon, and spam. Next, grind the corn syrup and corn. Urgently baste the apples, baking powder, corn syrup, and okra. Vigorously whip the catfish. Toss the steak and baking powder with reckless abandon. Rinse the bacon, chicken, and spam thoroughly.
Roll into a ball.

Serve with our compliments.
Serves 8.

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