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Raw Toad and Chicken Tenderloin Sandwich
15 oz. scored toad
1 lb. chicken tenderloin
2 lbs. gelatin
10 bagels
19 oz. tomatoes
3 cups baking powder
5 lemons
1/4 tsp. boullion
4 oz. celery
11 slices of bread

Raw Toad and Chicken Tenderloin Sandwich is a very complicated dish.
Thaw the baking powder. Next, mash the bagels and gelatin mercilessly with reckless abandon. Carefully mash the baking powder, chicken tenderloin, and celery. Carefully grind the boullion, toad, and celery. Next, grind the chicken tenderloin and boullion. Grate the lemons, tomatoes, bagels, and baking powder. Baste the boullion and lemons. Grind the tomatoes, celery, and gelatin.


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