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Toad Sandwich
1 lb. toad
4 oz. ribs
19 dashes baking powder
8 red peppers
20 oz. sliced spam
10 oz. potatoes
9 slices of bread

Boil the potatoes for 5 minutes. Fry the baking powder, toad, ribs, and spam. Blend the red peppers, ribs, and spam with reckless abandon. Sift the red peppers. Vigorously broil the spam, red peppers, toad, and potatoes for 34 minutes at 450 deg. Mix the toad thoroughly. Bring it all together and thaw the ribs and red peppers.


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