| 12/28/2022 | Sigs file updated. |
| 6/2/2018 | Quotes file updated. |
| 4/20/2018 | Quotes file updated. |
| 8/3/2016 | Quotes file updated. |
| 2/23/2016 | Quotes file updated. |
| 12/2/2015 | Quotes file updated. |
| 12/6/2014 | Quotes file updated. |
| 10/3/2014 | Quotes file updated. |
| 9/6/2014 | Quotes file updated. |
| 5/10/2014 | Quotes file updated. |
| 4/29/2014 | Quotes file updated. |
| 2/1/2014 | Quotes file updated. |
| 10/25/2013 | Quotes file updated. |
| 10/13/2013 | Quotes file updated. |
| 5/23/2013 | Quotes file updated. |
| 3/20/2013 | Quotes file updated. |
| 3/9/2013 | Quotes file updated. |
| 2/1/2013 | Quotes file updated. |
| 1/29/2013 | Quotes file updated. |
| 1/26/2013 | Quotes file updated. |
| 1/17/2013 | Quotes file updated. |
| 1/12/2013 | Quotes file updated. |
| 1/10/2013 | Quotes file updated. |
| 1/3/2013 | Quotes file updated. |
| 8/28/2012 | Quotes file updated. |
| 4/25/2012 | Quotes file updated. |
| 3/9/2012 | Quotes file updated. |
| 2/22/2012 | Quotes file updated. |
| 1/16/2012 | Quotes file updated. |
| 1/2/2012 | Quotes file updated. |
| 12/21/2011 | Quotes file updated. |
| 12/20/2011 | Quotes file updated. |
| 11/30/2011 | Quotes file updated. |
| 11/22/2011 | Quotes file updated. |
| 11/11/2011 | Quotes file updated. |
| 11/9/2011 | Quotes file updated. |
| 11/2/2011 | Quotes file updated. |
| 10/29/2011 | Quotes file updated. |
| 10/6/2011 | Quotes file updated. |
| 9/27/2011 | Quotes file updated. |
| 9/8/2011 | Quotes file updated. |
| 7/6/2011 | Quotes file updated. |
| 7/2/2011 | Quotes file updated. |
| 5/17/2011 | Quotes file updated. |
| 5/11/2011 | Quotes file updated. |
| 5/7/2011 | Quotes file updated. |
| 5/6/2011 | Quotes file updated. |
| 3/31/2011 | Quotes file updated. |
| 1/27/2011 | Quotes file updated. |
| 1/7/2011 | Quotes file updated. |
| 11/24/2010 | Quotes file updated. |
| 11/9/2010 | Quotes file updated. |
| 8/19/2010 | Quotes file updated. |
| 8/7/2010 | Quotes file updated. |
| 8/3/2010 | Quotes file updated. |
| 7/29/2010 | Quotes file updated. |
| 7/14/2010 | Quotes file updated. |
| 7/3/2010 | Quotes file updated. |
| 7/1/2010 | Quotes file updated. |
| 6/30/2010 | Quotes file updated. |
| 5/28/2010 | Quotes file updated. |
| 4/7/2010 | Quotes file updated. |
| 4/1/2010 | Window Guys updated.
47: Cancer survivor. |
| 4/1/2010 | Quotes file updated. |
| 3/27/2010 | Quotes file updated. |
| 3/23/2010 | Quotes file updated. |
| 3/20/2010 | Window Guys updated:
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| 3/4/2010 | Quotes file updated. |
| 2/26/2010 | Quotes file updated. |
| 2/21/2010 | Quotes file updated. |
| 2/18/2010 | Quotes file updated. |
| 2/17/2010 | Quotes file updated. |
| 1/26/2010 | Quotes file updated. |
| 1/12/2010 | Quotes file updated. |
| 1/7/2010 | Quotes file updated. |
| 12/29/2009 | Quotes file updated. |
| 12/16/2009 | Quotes file updated. |
| 8/13/2009 | Quotes file updated. |
| 6/18/2009 | Quotes file updated. |
| 4/23/2009 | Quotes file updated. |
| 4/22/2009 | Quotes file updated. |
| 4/2/2009 | Quotes file updated. |
| 3/24/2009 | Quotes file updated. |
| 3/19/2009 | Quotes file updated. |
| 2/24/2009 | Quotes file updated. |
| 2/21/2009 | Quotes file updated. |
| 11/24/2008 | Quotes file updated. |
| 8/9/2008 | Quotes file updated. |
| 7/5/2008 | Quotes file updated. |
| 7/1/2008 | Quotes file updated. |
| 6/26/2008 | Quotes file updated. |
| 4/20/2008 | Quotes file updated. |
| 4/17/2008 | Quotes file updated. |
| 4/14/2008 | Quotes file updated. |
| 4/11/2008 | Quotes file updated. |
| 4/7/2008 | Quotes file updated. |
| 3/21/2008 | Quotes file updated. |
| 3/12/2008 | New Window Guy, some sort of National Geographic lizard. |
| 3/10/2008 | Quotes file updated. |
| 3/7/2008 | Quotes file updated. |
| 3/1/2008 | Quotes file updated. |
| 2/23/2008 | Quotes file updated. |
| 2/13/2008 | Quotes file updated. |
| 1/27/2008 | Quotes file updated. |
| 1/27/2008 | New Window Guy, Novak Djokovic, who won the Australian Open tennis tournament on 1/27/2008. |
| 1/25/2008 | Quotes file updated. |
| 1/16/2008 | Quotes file updated. |
| 1/14/2008 | Quotes file updated. |
| 1/12/2008 | Quotes file updated. |
| 12/5/2007 | Quotes file updated. |
| 11/30/2007 | Quotes file updated. |
| 10/26/2007 | Quotes file updated. |
| 9/24/2007 | Quotes file updated. |
| 9/14/2007 | Quotes file updated. |
| 9/4/2007 | Quotes file updated. |
| 8/16/2007 | Sigs file updated. Quotes file updated. |
| 8/29/2006 | Added 2 new window guys: some guy I found on teh Interwebs, and the Tetsuo-Akira beast. Although Weldon claims it's Rosie O'Donnell, I am skeptical. |
| 7/5/2006 |
Added 35th window guy, North Korean dictator Kim Jong Il! Other new window guys: 34: Some creepy perp 33: Moe, of the Three Stooges 32: A dude from sidetalkin.com 31: Jude Law from I Heart Huckabees 30: Left-wing propagandist Michael Moore 29: Vice President Dick Cheney 28: Some Arab fruitcake 27: Rick Miller as "MacHomer" |
| 3/24/2004 | Added Real Ultimate Power parodies page. |
| 6/15/2004 | Added my desk. |
| 4/6/2004 | Sigs now print the total number of them at the top. |
| 3/8/2004 | Updated window guy contact sheet to be five columns across, and sort in reverse by date added, so the newest one is first. |
| 3/1/2004 | Added a listing of all my email signatures. Got any good ones? Send 'em my way! |
| 2/17/2004 | An open letter to John Kerry I found. |
| 2/12/2004 | Added brag screen. |
| 12/3/2003 | I just found out what your new computer is going to be! |
| 9/30/2003 | This was some serious nostalgia! |
| 11/14/2002 | Added quotes page. the projects page. |
| 12/10/2001 | Added Absurdus Tempus silliness. |
| 9/28/2001 | Weldon added a Babylon 5 and Atari 8-bit counter to my page, so I added links to them. :) |
| 7/26/2001 | Added Weldon's DynCorp page. |
| 10/13/2000 | Updated the link to vi at the bottom of the start page. The old one, which pointed to a German university, was dead. |